If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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So, you bought tumblr. But that doesn’t mean that you can change it the way you want to. Remember the billions of blogs and the millions of posts this site has? That’s all going to go away once you change this site for the worse. Billions of users will vanish before your eyes. So I suggest that you keep it the way it is and don’t throw all of your Yahoo shit into it, ok?
-The Tumblr Users
when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
I’m currently in the “taking a month to read 200” phase.
(Source: ladystarkling, via scarysarah)
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
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